bob\ saget

1. (BoB Saget) (2206↑, 253↓)

The lowest card in a Full House.

I sure got dealt a Bob Saget.

Author: M. Lisac http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1047631

2. (bob saget) (1422↑, 239↓)

The illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.

O man\! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater\! That must be Bob Saget\!

Author: FUNK MASTER C http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1870545

3. (bob saget) (1110↑, 204↓)

A common phrase used by the tourettes guy, from tourettesguy.com, in the place of "oh shit."

Tourettes guy's fish sticks are hard as tits.. "OH BOB SAGET\!"

Author: emily snazzyshorts http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1362492

4. (Bob Saget) (704↑, 207↓)

The guy in the movie "Half Baked" who said: "Marijuana's not a drug\! I used to suck dick for coke\! Have you ever sucked dick for Marijuana? Boo this man"

*Everybody boos Dave Chappelle*

Author: ha ha http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1111434

5. (Bob Saget) (911↑, 495↓)

Taking a poop, while masturbating, and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

Last night I got really bored and did a Bob Saget in the bathroom.

Author: Danny K http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1734061

6. (bob saget) (442↑, 106↓)

A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.

Bob Saget is god? Why that's ENLIGHTENING\!

Author: A Little Pinprick http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1904844

7. (Bob Saget) (352↑, 18↓)

A phrase commonly uttered by high schoolers who were just introduced to tourettes guy on youtube. once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house

Ah BOB SAGET\!\!\! - Shut up kid BOB SAGET\!\!\! I said STFU\!

Author: Blonde Haired Midget http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/4501128

8. (Bob Saget) (211↑, 50↓)

The act of having intercourse with a woman, then, post-climax, pushing her down a flight of stairs while videotaping, and finally sending the video of her descent (set to appropriately zany music) to “America's Funniest Home Videos”.

"Dude, my Bob Saget was actually aired on TV\! I won $20,000\!" "It's a good thing I videotaped my Bob Saget; now they can only charge me with CONSPIRACY to murder\!"

Author: The Rat Man http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3633905

9. (BOB SAGET) (64↑, 14↓)

a simpler, non-offending way of saying "god Damnit", orginally heard by the touretts guy from Youtube.

"Bob Saget, I dropped my phone\!" "Bob Saget, my shoes are wet\!"

Author: The Echoer http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3696428

10. (bob saget) (78↑, 33↓)

To use instead of fowl words "God Damnit" Say "Bob Saget" instead. Also taken from the famous Tourettes Guy shown on YouTube.

Person one: No...Im not single sorry. Person two: Oh, Bob Saget\!

Author: bobobobobobsagetyes http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2656233

11. (Bob Saget) (58↑, 21↓)

The testicle that sagets and bobs a little more than the other one. He hangs a little lower. Ironically Bob Saget (the HUMAN) made a majority of his money showing videos of everyday guys catching one to their respective Bob Sagets.

These pants are too tight\! Bob Saget can't ventilate.

Author: MJTJ http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2853788

12. (Bob Saget) (46↑, 22↓)

a substitute for phrases like "Aw Shit" or "God Damnit".

Joe: "Dude, I just broke your toilet\!" Jed: " Bob Saget\!\!\!"

Author: Mike Hawks-Bigg http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2863437

13. (Bob saget) (26↑, 7↓)

a name you say in place of something that went bad

if you fall on your face you would say "bob saget"

Author: oxymoronic boner http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3786200

14. (Bob Saget) (37↑, 20↓)

an unusaul explitive, that can be substituted for shit or damn or really anything you want.

you spill your drink at the bar...."Bob Saget\!\!"

Author: Scott "Never Knows" http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2603723

15. (Bob Saget) (22↑, 8↓)

The most perverted comedian on the face of this earth. Also played the dad role on the TV show Full House.

some guy1: "duuude\!\! Listen to this joke i heard on TV last night....." some guy2: "that's Bob Saget for ya.."

Author: \bob\ sagetp\!nk feathers\bob\ saget http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/4081596

16. (Bob Saget) (204↑, 195↓)

The greatest actor ever. Many people hate him because they are just jealous that they are not as cool and suave as he is. Bob is a favorite on the [MMSB]. He was supposedly in Mega Man X8, and Mega Man Zero 4. Even if he wasn't we can still pretend he was. Oh yeah, and Bob Saget hangds out with the equally cool John Stamos in real life. They got eachother's back. Just like true friends.

Bob Saget sure is a great guy\!

Author: Cait Sith Fortune http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1162902

17. (Bob Saget) (247↑, 241↓)

A fucking hysterical guy. For real.

I saw Bob Saget at the comedy club, and he was funny as hell, no shit\!

Author: Justin http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1128570

18. (Bob Saget) (5↑, 1↓)

1. To express that something awesome, cool, righteous, and/or incredible. Can also be referred to as "Saget". 2. A phrase to use in the place of "bullshit", "oh shit", or "goddammit", especially handy in school.

The Rangers are gonna win the World Series? Bob Saget\!

Author: bob_saget http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/5323320

19. (Bob Saget) (17↑, 15↓)

Bob Saget, best known for his role as Danny on "Full House," is the best thing to ever happen to the world. He is a hero to pretty much everyone, but to some students at Hermitage High School in particular. He, along with the legendary Kimi Gibler, is the perfect person. He motivates everyone to be the best that they can be, especially at Fancy Pants Adventure World 2. We would be lost without him and his face on our crappy computers. Long live the Saget.

While sitting on Journalism, Taylor Hudson said, "Ayo Bob Sagety\!" when she saw his face on the wall. Mrs. Lindbloom just shook her head and went back to being her usual depressed, 85 year old self.

Author: fancypantsadventureworld2 http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3988145

20. (Bob Saget) (20↑, 18↓)

A Pimp, an inevator of modern day television, and the coolest guy alive curently. You can never top Bob Saget, because he hooks up with more chicks than you ever will.

MEMORABLE SAGETRY: Bob Saget: Theres Shit EVERYWHERE\!\!\! Bob Saget: "What am I going to say? You gave me millions of dollars, you bastards?" Bob Saget: "I'm kind of schizophrenic, literally,"

Author: JJJJJJJJKKKKKKKK http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2259282

21. (Bob Saget) (1↑, 0↓)

The name of the famous and not so funny comedian Bob Saget, made into a swear word by the late great YouTube star, Turrets Guy.

"Wow you just died AGAIN." " OH, BOB SAGET\!\!\! I HATE CALL OF DUTY\!\!\!"

Author: THEJOSH1 http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/6338777

22. (Bob Saget) (1↑, 0↓)

The tourettes guy often exclaims this. Bob Saget originally starred on the show Full House and became popular again after the Tourettes Guy brought back his popularity.

*while playing pool* Tourettes Guy knocks a ball on accident. Tourettes Guy: BOB SAGET

Author: AnielleDay http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/6202918

23. (Bob Saget) (2↑, 4↓)

A phrase used in times of frustration and anger, used in place of a cuss word.

ooowwww my penis\! Damn Bob Saget\!

Author: simmons20 http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/5159248

24. (Bob Saget) (10↑, 12↓)

when a guy takes a shit while getting a blow-job, and is on his laptop and eating a sandwich

[bob saget]

Author: XxT3 PyroXx http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/4492537

25. (Bob Saget) (83↑, 88↓)

A long and skinny joint usualy rolled to smoke with some friends at a party to keep the buzz going.

hey man lets go hit that bob saget you rolled earlier.

Author: jack http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/877162

26. (Bob saget) (11↑, 20↓)

when someone is frustrated or wants to be random yell out BOB SAGET\!\!\!\!\!

oh gosh darn BOB SAGET\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: ons http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3148515

27. (Bob Saget) (21↑, 30↓)

Hollywood Prostitute. Anyone with little or no acting ability that trades dignity and honor for money by accepting acting roles in poorly written and unfunny comedies, undramatic dramas, and other lowest common denominator television shows or movies.

"Tom Cruise is such a Bob Saget." America's Funniest Home Videos is so bad. How bad is it? It's got Bob Saget. (This might be interpreted as a double negative but it isn't one.) Paris Hilton is such a Bob Saget\!

Author: Bob Suruncle http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2775834

28. (Bob Saget) (12↑, 23↓)

Coolest Mother Fucker Around.

Girl 1: OMG Its Bob Saget\! Girl 2: He is so fucking cool\!

Author: brianOFosiris http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3391030

29. (Bob Saget) (8↑, 20↓)

The god of gods in the religion of everyone.

Bob Saget is a fucking god. Whats more to say?

Author: achap44 http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3372757

30. (bob saget) (13↑, 28↓)

the crazy man who has sex with his daughters

"dont bob saget your daughter"

Author: gvassss http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2751823

31. (bob saget) (92↑, 107↓)

Ruler of the universe, President of everyone. God.

The Saget can show you the way

Author: TheD8001 http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1197054

32. (bob saget) (7↑, 25↓)

two definitions; 1. getting a full house playing poker 2. being in a room/elevator/house full of people

hahha i got a bob saget boys, read them and weep\! i caught a bob saget in the elevator today;

Author: d_sizzla http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2459317

33. (bob saget) (26↑, 44↓)

That one guy that [Hollywood Undead] mentions in their song, "No. 5". And he was on Full House.

Funnier than ****, you can ask Bob Saget

Author: Emmmmmmmmmmmmma from http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1835970

34. (bob saget) (36↑, 57↓)

Bob Saget = Satan; the Dark Lord; Lucifer; Etc...

Bob Saget is only one of many. Another popular one includes Martha Stewart.

Author: Informed One http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/2128826

35. (Bob Saget) (41↑, 75↓)

1:God. The one and only god who kicks major ass.

"I am the Lord your God. You shall not have other Gods besides Bob Saget."

Author: Dkilkpat http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1803712

36. (Bob Saget) (82↑, 121↓)

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

Author: Somebody http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1186608

37. (Bob Saget) (34↑, 75↓)

a guy that was big back in the late 80's early 90's but lost popularity due to his coke addiction

Bob Saget was star of Full House

Author: LilJOnWhattt http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/1391159

38. (Bob saget) (7↑, 58↓)

Is who i hate. Really, seriously.

Bob saget Is gay. really gay.

Author: Jesseiscool http://bob-saget.urbanup.com/3105938

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Last updated: 2012.02.29